Nov

30

I LIKE BEYONCE- I JUST HATE HER KNEE PADS- THEY NEVER MATCH WITH HER OUTFIT

Filed Under BEYONCE SASHA FIERCE, SASHA FIERCE, jay-z beyonce | 108 Comments

OK SO I’M TOTALLY LATE ON DISCOVERING BEYONCE’S ALTER EGO- SASHA FIERCE’S MYSPACE PAGE. THIS IS LIKE REALLY HAPPENING FOLKS- SHE’S GOING WITH IT! NOW- DESPITE WHAT I MAY THINK- I DON’T WANT TO DISSUADE YOU BEY FANS OUT THERE SO USE CAUTION WHEN READING THE FOLLOW OPINIONS.

OK SO LETS GO BACK TO HER STAINLESS STEELE, VIKING/SUB ZERO COMBO KNEE PADS (OR WOULD “JAY-Z BLUE” BE MORE APPROPRIATE?) I THINK SHE’S A DICK RIDER- I THINK SHE DOES WHATEVER JAY WANTS HER TO AND SHE PROBABLY EVEN GOES AS FAR AS ANTICIPATING WHAT HE WOULD LIKE BEFORE HE HAS THE CHANCE TO TELL HER. SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH THE KNEE PADS? AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN DOESN’T JUST MEAN YOU CAN “BUY IT” BUT IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU CAN THINK INDEPENDENTLY, MAKE DECISIONS INDEPENDENTLY AND OVERALL MAINTAIN- INDEPENDENTLY. SO MANY WOMEN THINK THAT WHEN THEY COUPLE UP WITH A DUDE- THEY HAVE TO LET GO OF THEIR OWN LIFE AND DREAMS FOR THEIR MAN. NO!!! STOP THAT NOW!!! GET IT RIGHT LADIES- A MAN WILL DROP YOU ON YOUR ASS IF YOU’RE RELYING ON HIM TO DIRECT AND LEAD YOU. SURE, THEY LIKE THAT AT FIRST, BUT I’M SURE THEY COULD GET THE SAME REACTION FROM A MAIL ORDER BRIDE- AND AT LEAST YOU CAN RETURN THOSE TO SENDER WHEN YOU GET FED UP WITH THE SUBSERVIENT OBSESSION THAT SO MANY DUDES HAVE. SO- ANYHOW- BEYONCE IS DROPPING (OR DROPPED I DUNNO) A DOUBLE DISC- AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND- ONE IS BEYONCE AS HERSELF AND THE OTHER IS, SASHA FIERCE- EVIDENTLY A “SINGLE LADY” FROM NEW YORK JUDGING FROM HER MYSPACE PAGE. ARE YOU FOR REAL WITH THE NEW YORK SHIT? I’M SHOCKED IT DOESN’T SAY “MARCY PROJECTS, BK BITCH!” HONESTLY, FOLKS- DO I SOUND LIKE I’M HATING CUZ I’M REALLY NOT? I WANT BEYONCE TO WIN. I JUST CAN’T STAND WOMEN WHO HOLD ONTO EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF A MAN’S MOUTH. AND I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HER AND JAY’S RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON. THE PROBLEM IS…I DON’T THINK BEYONCE OR SASHA KNOW IT YET. ONE DAY- AS A WOMAN SCORNED- SHE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ALL THE GOODS AT ONCE. YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE IT THAT EASY. LOVE IS A GAME- UNFORTUNATELY IT IS- SO FOR THOSE OF YOU IN DENIAL- TOSS YOUR DICE CUZ YOUR IN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WITH ANYTHING IN LIFE- YOU JUST CAN’T SHOW ALL YOUR CARDS. YOU’LL LOSE! IT’S AGAINST ANY ONE’S BEST INTEREST FOR SOMEONE TO KNOW EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT THEM. NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY SHOULD HAVE THAT MUCH INFO!!! THIS WORLD IS BUILT ON SECRETS. BELIEVE THAT.

ANYWAY CHECK OUT THE SASHA FIERCE MYSPACE PAGE: http://www.myspace.com/sashafierce WHO KNOWS IF IT’S A FAN PAGE OR A PAGE HER CAMP IS MAINTAINING BUT IT’S STILL ENTERTAINING TO HYPOTHESIZE ON. CAN’T BLAME HER FOR TRYING SOMETHING NEW- IT’S JUST THAT HER MOTIVES ARE SO OBVIOUS AND PREMEDITATED THAT BOTHERS ME!!! BUT FUCK IT, SHE’S NOT LIVING FOR ME. SO SHE HAS THE CAPTION AS “WHO IS SASHA FIERCE” WITH NO QUESTION MARK OF COURSE- WOULDN’T DOUBT IF SHE SET IT UP HERSELF. LOL. IMAGINE IF IT WAS “WHO DAT SASHA FIERCE” LOL SOUNDS LIKE A JT MONEY RECORD. SHE EVEN HAS SHIRTS THAT SAY “I AM FIERCE” I’M DEFINITELY COPPING ME A BABY T….NOT.

THE KICKER IS IN HER BLOG ENTRIES- THERE ARE ONLY TWO- BUT BOTH CONTAINED THE SAME INFO. I GUESS THERE WAS A CONTEST TO GUESS WHO SASHA FIERCE WAS. DAMNIT I WOULD’VE BEEN A SURE WINNER. NOT LIKE THE PRIZE WAS GOOD AT ALL- THE REAL SASHA FIERCE REVEALS HERSELF TO YOU WITH A “SPECIAL” MESSAGE. OH AND YOU GET $500 IN HOUSE OF DEREON CLOTHES. PASS. BUT, THAT’S NOT EVEN THE ANNOYING PART. YOU KNOW HOW BEYONCE LIKES HER EXOTIC LOOKS- WELL IN ORDER TO PLAY THAT UP- I THINK SHE SAYS SHE’S CREOLE OR SOMETHING? DOES THAT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO MAKE ONE OF THE TITLES IS “Je marche parmi tient le premier rôle.” LAST TIME I CHECKED THAT DOESN’T MAKE MUCH SENSE- BUT I THINK SHE’S TRYING TO SAY “SHE WALKS WITH THOSE IN PREMIER ROLES” LOL YOU MEAN YOU WALK BEHIND THOSE IN PREMIER ROLES. HAHA. SORRY THAT WAS FUNNY- COULDN’T RESIST.


I STILL THINK WE SHOULD CALL AND TEXT THE # WITH SOLANGE AS THE ANSWER- SEE HOW THAT BLOWS OVER IN THE KNOWLES HOUSEHOLD.

I WILL BET MY LIFE IF JAY AND BEYONCE HAVE KIDS THEY’RE NAMING THEM BROOKLYN AND MARCY!!!!

WHO LOOKS BETTER? YOU KNOW THAT BEYONCE ISN’T A TRENDSETTER SO YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO ROCKED THE STYLE FIRST. REPORTS SAY THAT RHI RHI WORE IT IN 07 WHILE BEY WORE IT IN 08. PERSONALLY, IT’S AN UGLY TOP REGARDLESS WHO WEARS IT. BEYONCE LOOKS MORE PUZZLED- IF I HAD TO CHOOSE- CUZ IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK DUCT TAPE AND WRAPPED IT AROUND HER AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE- NOTICE THE BOOBS ARE LOPSIDED.
























MY FINAL THOUGHT IS THAT A FATHER’S PRESENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT WHILE GROWING UP BUT WHETHER THEY’RE INVOLVED OR NOT- IT TAKES A TOLL ON THEIR DAUGHTERS. INSTINCTIVELY, WE LOOK FOR MEN LIKE OUR FATHERS- BECAUSE THAT’S WHOM WE LOOKED TO TAKE CARE OF US AND PROTECT US- SO I WILL GIVE HER A PASS FOR ONLY DOING WHAT SHE KNOWS. BUT- TAKE A LOOK AT DADDY- IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? I KNOW WHEN I LOOKED AT MINE I WAS LIKE “OH HELL NO!”

Sep

26

50 CENT BACK AT IT AGAIN "NO ONE REALLY KNEW WHO HE [JAY-Z] WAS UNTIL HE MARRIED BEYONCE"

Filed Under 50 cent disses jay-z, 50 cent jay-z beyonce, jay-z beyonce, jay-z beyonce married | 3 Comments

“I’m a big fan of Jay-Z, but outside of the States and hip hop circles, no one really knew who he was until he married Beyonce’. The G-Unit rapper has also disputed reports that Jay-Z is worth an estimated $1 billion, but is adamant he’s not jealous of his fortune. He adds, “I don’t believe he’s worth that much! It’s all been exaggerated. I’m comfortable. I don’t want for anything so I’m not in a race.”

I already gave you half this quote before. The newest part is the whole spiel about Jay not being known before he married Beyonce. Which is a bunch of bullshit.

What’s really going on? I think he’s creating controversy so when he does join Roc Nation there will be a huge conspiracy theory surrounding the deal which will of course encourage more excitement from the fans- resulting in capital. That’s the point isn’t it? For 50 at least it is. He’s a major media rapist. He knows what he’s doing in that regard.