I TOUCHED COCO’S BUTT AND I LIKED IT

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Last night at the Round Table we probably had one of the best shows yet. We started the night off with Playboy’s and England’s first British Twin Playmates- the Essex Twins who were super adorable. Besides being hot mamas, they were very well spoken and carried themselves in a classy way even if they pose nude for a living. They explained that in Europe- nudity is considered more of an art form than anything. They were about 4’11!!! These girls were tiny! But they look stacked in all the right places in their pix so that’s all that matters.

We followed the Playmates with legendary MC, producer extraordinaire Pete Rock- the other half of Pete Rock & CL Smooth. He was dope to speak with because I always wanted to know what really went down with the NOTORIOUS BIG’s “Juicy” record since there were rumors that Pete actually produced it but it was jacked by Puffy and family.

Then some crazy shit happened. Our second set of married couples joined us last minute. Coco and Ice T were in the building!!! I love them. First of all Ice-T is just an icon in all aspects of Hip Hop entertainment. He was one of the first rappers that found himself with a successful acting career in addition to his music. Most recently you can check Ice-T out of Law and Order – the original plus SVU! One of my favorite shows of all time. Anyway- Coco and Ice were so dope. A lot of people hate on them- Coco for that ridiculous body and Ice-T for having a woman like Coco on his side- but they truly are an amazing couple and genuinely belong together. Why has no one given them a reality show? They’re super interesting and would be a hit on TV.

The highlight of the night- for everyone- was when I got invited to touch Coco’s ass. As we all know well- most the hate that Coco gets is in regards to the authenticity of her booty. Many accused that she had it surgically enhanced but Coco and Ice T set the record straight! Anyway- I’m not sure how a fake ass feels but I’m guessing tough? I smacked and squeezed Coco’s and it felt good to me. LOL. My first time touching a chick in that way! So the butt felt real and looks real in person. So calm it down! Plus Coco has Yugoslavian roots! Those of you that know me know that I’m Brasilian and Yugoslavian! Yugo chicks are stacked son. It’s like the Brazil of Europe. We bonded over our ethnic background and kept it moving! They had places to go and things to see but was a great time with the world’s edgiest couple!
SIDEBAR: Big Shouts to SPEED for getting her Twin on board last night in a jiffy!

Speaking of Edgy…Ray J came by for a quick hello. I guess he had been bonding with Lenny S in Boston at the annual Monster Jam concert and wanted to come see what all the calamity was about. He’s a really cool dude. SO laid back and down to earth and I don’t think a lot of people realize that. Of course we asked him about Kim because there will never be a Ray-J interview without Kim K!!! He agreed with me when I said it looks like he puts in all the work and said Kim was “aight.” LOL. Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Ray J! Kim is hot just to look at so that counts for double even if the coochie’s wack.BIG SHOUTS TO RAY AND ALEX THE GREAT FOR MAKING THAT HAPPEN!

DNA Beats came through, Cashus Cream my boy from New England came through and producer, Amadeus stopped by! Check out the interviews on rockmetv.com that will be posted tomorrow at the latest.