Kourtney and Khloe make  moves to the 305! My 2nd home! And Dash has officially opened on Washington in Miami Beach. I wish they got a spot next to Vidal Sassoon or something cuz that’s where it’s poppin- not that it’s actually poppin at all for shopping in that area unless your lucky and find something in Intermix or Barney’s Co-op. They really need to get into Bal Harbour. That would be the perfect place for them.

I have grown to love the Kardashian family. Each one of them has their own special qualities from Kim to Bruce Jenner. I think Kris is a really great mom. Some have ridiculed her for drinking and partying with her girls, but I think she’s got a great dynamic and has proven successful with her hands on, in-tune relationships with her family. I’m floored by some of the things they share with each other but I guess they’ve seen about everything at this point! From a sex tape to a DUI to a baby- the Kardashians have been winning hearts by just being a real family, not afraid of being judged by outsiders because they love and accept each other, and that’s all that really matters. I think everyone looks at the Kardashians and besides living the “glamorous life,” have admiration for the togetherness and strength of the family. And, how lucky are they to have these wonderful times of their lives, on video- for record of how they became a super family brand and business.

LOL. So onto the dramatics! Khloe and Kourtney are preparing for the grand opening of Dash in this episode. The Miami store is something that Kourtloe (easier) put a lot of time and passion into so when Kim came through, I could understand Khloe’s resentment for her presence.

I’m a astrology freak! Ok, not really but I do find out everybody’s sign. LOL. Kourtney is an Aries, Kim is a Libra and Khloe is a Cancer according to Wikipedia. Their mother is a Scorpio. I’m an Aries and my sister is a Libra so it was fuckin awesome (lol) to see the three of them fight like me and my sister do. Straight STABS! It was a serious relief to know that other families get vicious with the insults like we do. It’s easy to attack your sister’s weaknesses because you know her the most intimately. You know all her insecurities and fears. Those of us who are cunning and quick- prey on those things when we’re at war. It’s the rule! LOL. But, we have to remember that we’re the only family we have, and no matter how much the bitch pisses you off- it’s not worth it to do detrimental, longtime damage for the sake of protecting your ego. Because let’s face it, it’s usually a bra (can you say that? LOL) measuring contest, with no real substantial value.

So back to Khloe and Kim going at it in this first ep. So Kim set shit off for the Kardashian family (revamped). Her pops paved the way, but Kim definitely set it off. She deserves respect off of just that. Not saying that Kourtloe wouldn’t be shit without Kim, but she got her face and brand out their first.  Kim expects a high level attention because she’s used to getting it. She’s gorgeous and is probably accustomed to feeling like the prettiest one in her family. But that’s the beauty of it all is that she is the prettiest to some but not all. I like that all of the girls are individuals with specific personalities and glows that differentiate them from each other. It makes it more inviting. Most likely you will identify with someone in the family.

Khloe was being a little extra with Kim out the gate. Again, I understand her desire to do something for herself but their issues could be ironed out with a quick, civilized convo. Not cursed out.  YEAH RIGHT!? Why is it so much more gratifying to gear up fro battle? I know from experience and I’m currently going through it know with my sister, that swallowing pride and thinking rationally can solve any problem. We instead rip each other to shreds, not coming to any resolution- just bottling up the problem for a future fight. But, again, I get where Khloe was coming from and so did Kourtney because she played peace maker between her two younger sisters. I like seeing that without their mom around, one of the girls steps up to get the others to come to their senses. Teamwork equals dream work, people!

I have a feeling Khloe is gonna get her rocks off this season. She looks great and you can tell she feels even better about herself. She has a radio show w/ Terrence from 106 & Park. I know that Terrence is about 5’9- 5’10 to be nice. Khloe looks about that height too. She’s a stallion. For fuck’s sake she picked up the lil sucker and gave him a piggy back ride. Rule of thumb: if you are bigger or stronger than you man- most likely it’s not a match. LOL I don’t even go for the wafers. I think when you’re think you need a big dude to make you feel like a woman and make you feel like they can handle you. I don’t wanna feel like I’m bodying homeboy. lol We will give Khloe a pass for that because she was clearly drunk and all the other dudes in the joint were wearing Ed Hardy so it was slim pickings. Check out the lip lock tho. Khloe damn near sucks his face off. lol He really is the size of a 12 year old and his head is tiny. lol

NO WIFIN IN THE CLUB!

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