50 cent molds his penis for men and women of the world to enjoy



"P" for Penis

“P for Penis”

 

Bet 50 didn’t count on gay dudes requesting the Formula 50 Dildo LOL!!! I don’t know if Fif is actually doing this but as I was googling “50 cent sells lotion” and I came across a listing that says “Where Can I find the 50 cent dildo?” Of course I couldn’t pass that up. I might get into toys for this thing. Ha. So I click it- sure enough it’s some white lady from England thirsty to find his joint. Imagine seeing that in your local Duane Reade, next to the condoms and astroglide. Anyhoo- let’s see if this actually goes into production.
Can you hate if it’s a blockbuster amongst the gay community? Do you think he would catch flack for that?

GUYS: Picture this- you’re at your girl’s house. She’s in the shower- you’re being nosey- going through her shit when he stumble upon CAPTAIN SAVE A HO lol the super gorilla yang dildo. Would you be mad? Intimidated? Scared?
:-P

I wonder if the dildo would have bullet wounds to give it a sort of contoured ripple effect? That could feel good. LMAO. So out of pocket.

Here’s some quotes from the man himself:

The ‘Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ star said: “I need to make a 50 Cent condom- a motorised version of me, which will have to be waterproof so you can utilise it in the tub.” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO chlorine proof condoms

“Blue is my favorite color so it will probably be blue.”

“But I don’t know how big. I don’t know if big is better because I’m not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo.”

He is quoted in Britain’s Mirror as adding: “But I want to do something like that, to create something popular and exciting for women.”

Popularity: 2% [?]

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