1. Overrated. All-Star weekend hasn’t been cool for some years now. It’s so crazy to see the same people in New York in different cities. Actually, that’s annoying. I used to go to these events to meet non-New York mofuckas but they follow you everywhere. 

2. Groupies are out of control- ever since Houston- the groupie bitches really started to piss me off. So much, that I’d rather not throw myself into a chicken coop- if I’m not collecting eggs. What does that mean? I’m not sure. All I do know is that bubbleheads drive me crazy when they’re dolo- but a whole slue of them? Yikes. Sure fight. And! I’m sick of women wearing short-chach skirts without underwear. Polluted pussy bitches. 

3. Cops are out of control. This too has got worse and worse over the years, and I just heard via NY Daily news that Kid Cudi, the newest addition to GOOD Music, was tasered at a Reebook party because he wanted to wear his Jordans to perform. LOL. Sounds likely right? That’s the sad thing. I’m going to create an ongoing list of rappers that got tased. I see Yung Berg as the next victim.

4. Groupies have also RUINED Celebrity Stalking is not worth it. LOL. So most people go to these festivities to get into the mix and rub some elbows (maybe some dicks smh) with some A-listers. Of course, you usually end up with the “majority” of D-Listers that are there- but there’s always a chance you might bump into dream man so you keep ending these events hoping that it just might be the right time for some magic to happen. For most, it does not happen. Either you’re a groupie bitch who uses her aggressiveness and sexuality to get a celeb in bed, which is EASY. That’s why so many chicks are EASY. Men will not turn down some coochie- unless it’s really festering lol and in some people’s cases (Dwayne Wade?) lol they still go for it. 

With that being said, who would want a celeb dude when he done fucked all these chicks and is easy to get into bed? I can’t have a dumb ass man next to me. If you’re not strong enough to turn down the pink, you’re soft and don’t need to be with me! Ha. For real though. I used to attend these things a lot- thinking it would be good leverage for my career- get some interviews knocked out- some exclusives and all that. Although that would be my main reason for attending- I always thought that maybe, just maybe I’d meet a non-New York bullshit dude that just might be about something bigger than poppin champagne with bimbos at the club. You know that saying that goes something like “love will find you when you least expect it?” Ok- not word for word- but you get the idea. Anyhow, what I learned very quickly is that these little Hollywood get-togethers are a big fuck fest. No man is going to party for a weekend- looking for wifey when they know chicks will be THROWING their cookies at them. Think about it! It’s like men going to Hunt’s Point looking for their soulmate. 

5. I can watch ALL the events from the comfort of my own home. I don’t have to scramble from venue to venue- and I don’t have to get dolled up!!! Ha. I can tell you now that I’ll be watching the dunk contest in some lingerie. LOL. My kind of porn! Joking. 

Doesn’t this look comfy?

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