OK SO I’M TOTALLY LATE ON DISCOVERING BEYONCE’S ALTER EGO- SASHA FIERCE’S MYSPACE PAGE. THIS IS LIKE REALLY HAPPENING FOLKS- SHE’S GOING WITH IT! NOW- DESPITE WHAT I MAY THINK- I DON’T WANT TO DISSUADE YOU BEY FANS OUT THERE SO USE CAUTION WHEN READING THE FOLLOW OPINIONS.

OK SO LETS GO BACK TO HER STAINLESS STEELE, VIKING/SUB ZERO COMBO KNEE PADS (OR WOULD “JAY-Z BLUE” BE MORE APPROPRIATE?) I THINK SHE’S A DICK RIDER- I THINK SHE DOES WHATEVER JAY WANTS HER TO AND SHE PROBABLY EVEN GOES AS FAR AS ANTICIPATING WHAT HE WOULD LIKE BEFORE HE HAS THE CHANCE TO TELL HER. SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH THE KNEE PADS? AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN DOESN’T JUST MEAN YOU CAN “BUY IT” BUT IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU CAN THINK INDEPENDENTLY, MAKE DECISIONS INDEPENDENTLY AND OVERALL MAINTAIN- INDEPENDENTLY. SO MANY WOMEN THINK THAT WHEN THEY COUPLE UP WITH A DUDE- THEY HAVE TO LET GO OF THEIR OWN LIFE AND DREAMS FOR THEIR MAN. NO!!! STOP THAT NOW!!! GET IT RIGHT LADIES- A MAN WILL DROP YOU ON YOUR ASS IF YOU’RE RELYING ON HIM TO DIRECT AND LEAD YOU. SURE, THEY LIKE THAT AT FIRST, BUT I’M SURE THEY COULD GET THE SAME REACTION FROM A MAIL ORDER BRIDE- AND AT LEAST YOU CAN RETURN THOSE TO SENDER WHEN YOU GET FED UP WITH THE SUBSERVIENT OBSESSION THAT SO MANY DUDES HAVE. SO- ANYHOW- BEYONCE IS DROPPING (OR DROPPED I DUNNO) A DOUBLE DISC- AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND- ONE IS BEYONCE AS HERSELF AND THE OTHER IS, SASHA FIERCE- EVIDENTLY A “SINGLE LADY” FROM NEW YORK JUDGING FROM HER MYSPACE PAGE. ARE YOU FOR REAL WITH THE NEW YORK SHIT? I’M SHOCKED IT DOESN’T SAY “MARCY PROJECTS, BK BITCH!” HONESTLY, FOLKS- DO I SOUND LIKE I’M HATING CUZ I’M REALLY NOT? I WANT BEYONCE TO WIN. I JUST CAN’T STAND WOMEN WHO HOLD ONTO EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF A MAN’S MOUTH. AND I BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT HER AND JAY’S RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON. THE PROBLEM IS…I DON’T THINK BEYONCE OR SASHA KNOW IT YET. ONE DAY- AS A WOMAN SCORNED- SHE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ALL THE GOODS AT ONCE. YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE IT THAT EASY. LOVE IS A GAME- UNFORTUNATELY IT IS- SO FOR THOSE OF YOU IN DENIAL- TOSS YOUR DICE CUZ YOUR IN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WITH ANYTHING IN LIFE- YOU JUST CAN’T SHOW ALL YOUR CARDS. YOU’LL LOSE! IT’S AGAINST ANY ONE’S BEST INTEREST FOR SOMEONE TO KNOW EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT THEM. NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY SHOULD HAVE THAT MUCH INFO!!! THIS WORLD IS BUILT ON SECRETS. BELIEVE THAT.

I STILL THINK WE SHOULD CALL AND TEXT THE # WITH SOLANGE AS THE ANSWER- SEE HOW THAT BLOWS OVER IN THE KNOWLES HOUSEHOLD.

MY FINAL THOUGHT IS THAT A FATHER’S PRESENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT WHILE GROWING UP BUT WHETHER THEY’RE INVOLVED OR NOT- IT TAKES A TOLL ON THEIR DAUGHTERS. INSTINCTIVELY, WE LOOK FOR MEN LIKE OUR FATHERS- BECAUSE THAT’S WHOM WE LOOKED TO TAKE CARE OF US AND PROTECT US- SO I WILL GIVE HER A PASS FOR ONLY DOING WHAT SHE KNOWS. BUT- TAKE A LOOK AT DADDY- IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? I KNOW WHEN I LOOKED AT MINE I WAS LIKE “OH HELL NO!”

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